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every morning and every night, i sit down on my bathroom floor and squeeze a dollop of Aquafresh onto my toothbrush. then i start brushing.
while brushing, i think about how much i love my fatherland. with every thrust, i feel my pure Dutch blood flow through my veins. i think about the people my ancestors enslaved, and how they paid these slaves with shitty beads.
the colours of the Aquafresh mix into a light pink, and i let the foam fall out of my mouth. then, before taking a shower, i lie down in the pink foam.
how do you practice nationalism, anon?
