>>7181506*Tv suddenly switches off*
YA THOUGHT YA WOZ WATCHIN' STANLEY KUBRICK'S CLASSIC FILM LOLITA.
WELL YA WASN'T WATCHIN' THAT PAEDO FILTH
YA WERE WATCHIN' ME!
UNDA NONCE HUNTAH CODE CHAPTER SIX LINE EIGHT WATCHIN' THIS IS A FOOKIN NONCE CRIME CONSPIRACEH TO WATCH KIDS
'OLD HIM DOWN BIG MATE, IM CALLIN T'TAXI
*Sofa wraps around your arms and holds you in place. It was Big Dave all along...*