>>21866427Count your blessings, buddy. Some poor souls roam this earth with diets so horrendous, their bathroom trips are an olympic event in excessive wiping. Llet’s paint a grim picture: Imagine their fiber intake is low, but their toilet paper consumption is high and they don’t own a bidet.
What happens next? The friction down under could start a bonfire. And after enough repetitive scrubbing, their unfortunate sphincter looks less like a peach and more like... well, a roasted one.
