>>17087362I read genesis recently and honestly it started of pretty cool with the creation and stuff but then it turned into
>may thy cum be blessed but only if thou hast removed thy foreskin if thou haven't removed thy foreskin thou has broken my covenant and thy cum shall not be blessed>abrakadabra #378493 of the googoogaagaanites had his foreskin removed at nine days old and God saw that it was good and because he had his foreskin removed God blessed him and his harvest were fruitful and yielded him many shekels>when abrakadabra #378493 was 400 years old he said to his thirteen daughters "behold, I am old" and it came to pass his thirteen daughters made him drink wine and laid with him in a tent made of saltand it just goes on and on and on like holy shit this is the best shitpost ever written
