>>15907459What even is that? Why does it look like it's ice cream or something like it on the innards? That can't be an apple. It's a mimic, like, from The Thing or something, it takes the form of an apple and kills you. And the red parts are it's organs. Just really hard to believe that's actually an apple, what does it even taste like? Strawberry and vanilla? The taste of a red apple but with some strawberry in there? It has to be something strawberry. Or cherry, but that's less likely. What if, watermelon? If only I weren't too tired to think further.
By the way, I ran into somebody today who has apples as their third most favorite fruit. And that was the craziest thing. Just how does anybody have the most average fruit possible in their top 3?