>>19483601>NAAAWW ISN'T THAT CUTE!!!>WHAT A PRECIOUS LITTLE CAT!!!>I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT LOG-*Miss USA drops her gavel at the sight of Sk8r G1rl holding up the peace sign.*
>V FOR VICTORY!!!???>THAT'S THE SIGN OF THAT FAT ELITIST BASTARD; WINSTON CHURCHILL!!!>I KNEW I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED DIFFERENT FROM A COMMIEFORNIAN!!!>WELL GUESS WHAT, TOOTS->IF IT WEREN'T FOR US YOUR ASS WOULD BE GOOSE STEPPING ALL AROUND GERMAN BRITAIN!!!>I BET YOU WATCH SOCCER TOO!!!*Miss USA gavels.*
>OR ARE YOU DOING THAT TO BE LIKE THAT GODDAMN QUITTER; RICHARD NIXON!!!???>IS THAT IT???>DO YOU WANT TO BREAK INTO MY WATERGATE!!!???>DO YOU KNOW WHO DEEP THROAT IS!!!???*Miss USA gavels.*
>OR WORST OF ALL->ARE YOU SOME TYPE OF GODDAMN DIRTY HIPPIE!!!>ARE YOU ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW!!!???>ARE YOU HIGH!!!???>ARE YOU LISTENING TO THOSE PUNK KIDS LENNON, MCCARTNEY, HARRISON AND THE OTHER ONE!!!???>TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, COME ON TELL ME THE ANSWER!!!*Miss USA gavels.*
>SO WHICH IS IT!!!???*Miss USA brings out another bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey® and takes a swig from it. She shudders*
>THEY WARNED ME SATAN WOULD BE ATTRACTIVE!!!>BUT THEY FORGOT TO TELL ME SHE'D COME IN SUCH A PETITE AND PRECIOUS PACKAGE!!!>BAILIFF!!!>GET A SPRAY BOTTLE FILLED WITH WATER AND SPRAY THAT CAT!!!*Dottie Jones proceeds to spray Sk8r G1rl with the bottle.*
>BAD KITTY!!!>BLUE CAT BAD!!!>NO!!! >NO!!!>THIS TRIAL MUST CONTINUE!!!>THE DRINKING MMMMMMUST CONTINUE!!!