>>13217067I like this story. Reminds me of the time as a fat little butterball 12 year old I got to represent our school at the regional track and field meet for triple jump, because only 3 people entered and the two athletes both disqualified, and I waddled up to the line, stopped, and very carefully did a hop, pause, step, pause, and then a little jump. D-fault truly are the two sweetest words in the language.