https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19044870/#19080791https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19044870/#19080793>"Greetings be upon you, spectators and competitors of the WWA alike! And particularly to mine rival in the upcoming match, one lady daughter of the Pizza Empire, Pizza Girl! I heard her say she would unhorse me, and take me back to Medieval times, and while I do not own a horse, nor a time machine, it would be mine honor to visit the Spaghetti Town Renaissance Fair with you, Pizza Girl! If you should happen to possess a sufficient balance of Good Girl Points for such an excursion, perhaps you could implore the Emperor to indulge your desire to be mine escort in attendance of the Renaissance Fair! I suspect I would quite enjoy undertaking such a delightful and whimsical excursion with a disgruntled restaurant employee such as you!"SHEE6 smiles, then abruptly waves off the subject with one hand.
>"At any rate! That shall be enough discussion of such frivolities for now, for what I am here to say is of great import. The dominance of the Pizza Empire that you speak of is troubling in its implication, and I am a warrior of justice, Pizza Girl! Indeed, it may fall to me, the brave wrestling knight SHEE6, to do battle against this oppressive regime, to overthrow your oppressive colonialist rule over the provinces, and restore cultural autonomy to them so they may select a preferred foodstuff of their choosing. Such as tacos! Yes, the mouth-wateringly enticing taco, that combination of savory seasoned meat enshrouded in a warm tortilla with the freshest medley of chopped vegetables and perhaps a pleasing garnish of cheese and sour cream. Indeed, there are so many pleasant permutations of this splendid food that, like pizza, it may be difficult to consider them all! And yet, we must try, for nothing worth doing was ever achieved without a noble effort." 