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>be me
>turning 34 next month
>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>making over 200k
>4 bedroom house, fully paid off by next year
>peak physical condition, bench 325lb
>look at my friends' facebooks
>all tied down with families
>living poor lives
>I'm travelling to Europe for the 6th time in the summer
Virgins are the new chads.