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[Professor Masala Explains]
>Today we'll be dissecting the newest and arguably most important entry of the western canon, 'Fanum Tax'
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
>Gyat is of course a contraction of the phrase GYAT DAM! which is an exclamation one would likely make upon seeing an especially shapely ass
>A rizzler is one who possesses a considerable amount of rizz, or 'charisma' for all you menopausal grandmas out there. The connotation is somewhat negative though, and rizzlers are often viewed as lotharios
You're so skibidi, you're so Fanum tax
>Skibidi is a reference to the quasi mythical (I say quasi because my friend Lottie insists they really do exist and will eat me if I spend too much time in the bathroom) monster Skibidi Toilet. To call someone skibidi is to essentially accuse them of being evil
>Fanum is a moderately popular content creator known for selfishly levying 'food taxes' upon his friends and family
>Thus the line, 'you're so skibidi, you're so Fanum tax' could be read, 'you're so cruel, you're so selfish'. But only if your soul lacks poetry
I just wanna be your sigma
>Surely even grampas know what a sigma is, yes? Do I really need to go over this?
Freaking come here
>Honestly I find this line a bit perplexing. Lottie insists it refers to something we lose the ability to do after the age of 30, buts she's always giggling when she tells me this, so I'm not entirely certain how truthful she's being
Gimme your Ohio
>Ohio is a magical land from French folklore full of fantastic creatures like sentient blobs of poo and anthropomorphic trains, but did you know there are a group of deluded souls who fancy themselves inhabitants of a REAL Ohio?
>These 'Ohioans' as they call themselves claim the land they reside in is, "round on both ends and hi in the middle", calling to mind an hourglass shape
>Thus, the most reasonable reading of the line, "gimme your Ohio" would be something like, "gimme your nasty, whorish body, you insatiable slut"