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This is Hannah. You meet her in college and the two of you hit it off from the start; she is a fun girl, witty and sharp as a tack but very low key; she is really comfortable to be around and she really likes you. A few months before spring break she invites you to go on vacation with her, visiting her family at their vacation home near the coast in Tel Aviv. Her family lives in Israel, and enjoys a high standard of living from her father's shipping business.
Her family genuinely likes you, just like Hannah does. The day before you are set to leave, her father takes you aside and offers you his daughter's hand in marriage, as well as an executive-level position in his company making a very good salary. You don't have to convert to Judaism, but your 3-4 children will be raised Jewish.
One more thing: she will stay with you for the rest of your natural life and be a loving and faithful wife, but if you ever leave her the Mossad will hunt you down and kill you.
Would you really turn this down? Be honest anon.