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Jesus: "Daddy!!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."
Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"
Roman centurion: "lol wtf."
Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"
*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*
Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."
*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*
Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"
*Time passes.*
*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*
Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"
*Romans ignore Jesus.*
Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"
*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood covering him.*
Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"
Jesus: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"
*Jesus dies before he can.*
Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."
