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The Great White Chad Shoplifter.

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The Great White Chad Shoplifter. Wed 17 Jan 2024 02:58:10 No.19395153 View View Report

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>>19395146
I shoplifted from the big box jew again. I think stealing is starting to slowly turn me undead or something.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Aug 2023 20:09:55 No.18546480 View View Report

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>>18546220
>Be me, White Chad master shoplifter extraordinaire
>Decide to hit up the local ghost mall for some easy scores
>Walk into a high-end clothing store with my trusty booster bloomer
>Start casually browsing the racks, eyeing my potential haul
>Suddenly, I spot the most beautiful designer watch on the display shelf
>It's like it's calling out to me, begging me to take it
>Decide to seize the opportunity, I am a Chad Shoplifter after all
>Slip the watch into my bloomer, smooth as silk
>Feel the testostrone and adrenaline rush as I prepare to make my escape
>Just as I turn to leave, I notice something strange
>The limp wristed nigger security guard, a total virgin, is completely distracted
>He's too busy flirting with this overweight White girl store employee
>They're giggling and exchanging cheesy pick-up lines
>I can't help but chuckle to myself, what a simp
>Take this chance to calmly walk past them, unnoticed
>Slither around beeper just in case
>Chad stealth mode activated
>As I make my way towards the exit, I resist the urge to laugh
>The virgin soft nigger security guard is completely oblivious to my actions
>He's too busy making plans for his imaginary White hootchie mama
>Finally, I step out of the store, victorious
>The testostrone and adrenaline is still pumping through my veins making me feel really high
>I can't help but let out a triumphant laugh
>Chad Shoplifter 1, Virgin nigger security guard for the big box jew corporation 0
>As I walk away into the sunset, I can't help but wonder
>Will that nigger guard ever learn to prioritize his job over flirting with a fat woman?
>Probably not, but hey, that's why I'm the Chad shoplifter.

The White Chad Shoplifter

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The White Chad Shoplifter Sun 27 Aug 2023 20:26:18 No.18537855 View View Report

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>>18537847
>WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ?
Stealing from the big box jew. You guys are all so lost or high on that stupid wacky weed that you never even see me at all.

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