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>Few years ago
>Terrible snow
>Forgot to update any of my cold weather licenses
>Can't use kettles, snow shovels or go outside
>Freezing
>Decide to cook some chicken flavoured supernoodles
>"There's no harm in using the kettle once"
>Switch it on
>There's a knock on the door
>It's the kettle license man
>Looking at his clipboard
>"Mr Anon, do you know it's illegal to operate your kettle without a license?"
>Couple of minutes of talking
>Finally persuade him I don't have a kettle
>He's just about to leave
>"Oh thank god, I'm getting away with it"
>Kettle clicks
>He turns around
