>>11757287The daki is the only plausible thing you can invest in from that list. Besides bitcoin I suppose.
>luckily chink bondage ropes are pretty cheapYou mean they sell them in your village's sex shop? I used to live next to one, it was frequented by all kinds of weirdos. I don't get those inflateable dolls. Don't you find them ugly to look at? How does one even get hard to that thing?
>should I invest in latex bodysuit?The latex stuff makes people look silly. Try something more elegant if you wanna be da massa. Or, you know... The floral shirt + paedostache combo might work.
Speaking of bondage, this was too much for danbooru apparently. I've seen much, much worse there so I don't know what their problem is. But I suppose I can understand. Something this hot should be illegal...
>>11757807At first I thought you meant that he should invest in a nice and not perverted dungeon...
