>>21903132>Be me>Swedish King in 1330>Can eat whatever I want in the whole kingdom>sadly that consists of rotting fish and rotten 10,000 year old mammoths we dig out of the tundra>Vegetables can't grow in the arctic wasteland>Have to use pine trees as food>Brit bong comes to my frozen wasteland>shows me mushy peas>FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!!That right there, thats fuckin' funny.