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Today I stumbled upon a golden opportunity.
>walking to class with friends
>see a small donut plushie, like 4" in diameter on the stairs as I'm walking up them
>wtf.jpg
>pick it up cos fuck it
>as I'm walking into class throw it at this girl I'm friends with
>somehow it bounces off her bag on the desk and into her lap without her noticing
>as I walk over she notices it in her lap and is very confused, she doesn't know how it got there
>I pretend I have no idea how it got there
>laughing about it, I joke that she's being haunted by a donut
>as we're leaving the classroom she jokingly asks if I want the donut
>I laugh and say no, it's haunted
>we go different directions, as soon as she goes round the corner of the corridor I go back and grab the donut
>later on in the day she leaves her bag unattended so I sneak it in without her noticing
>she gets home and messages me saying wtf the donut somehow got in my bag
>she's freaked out because even though I put in her bag last period of the day she went through her bag that period and somehow didn't see it, and only saw it once she got home
>she's genuinely scared and it's hilarious
>just found the exact donut online at a pet store
>ordered 3
what do now?
