>>18392441The man chuckled as he moved his hands through the corn fields.
>First of all, you ruffian. You're in Corn Town. Holy soil for us Cornanites.>Second of all, wrong colonel.>Third of all, you shan't lay your filthy piss covered hands upon my sweet Corntney!With a swift click the colonel undid his belt, snapping two corn cobs from the fields, wrapping his belt around both ends, creating corn-chucks.
>Fourth of all. I know Corn-fu.