>>11908175coward
chicken
you're like an overevolved velociraptor
I'm having a meltdown after being trapped in the headspace
so out of curiosity I read jp's guide to onaholes and fleshlights to gain insight on lubes and stuff that could theorethically get me off better than sex (supposedly)
and like out if nowhere I got the overwhelling feeling to try my fleshlight for the first time
took me one sniff of the silicone to drop the idea
I don't understand how people can stuff their penises into these but then again I don't understand why people like to kiss on the streets and why they eat roticery pig meat- it looks like shit and taste's like one too; it's 21st century and people still gaven't figured out that we can afford spices which makes roticery pork the worst waste of meat and flavout ever
time is slipping through my habds faster and faster it feels like I'll die soon what the fuck
I gotta say, I think tomorrow is a rest day, I've been feeling increasingly nautious and exercise isn't making it easy on me, why bother taking as few rest days if I'll see no growth from overexertition
yesssssss, I'll just do the legs tomorrow and pullups on the sunday, yesssssir
