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>be me
>playing Friday The 13th: The Game
>be kinda a noob
>spawn in as counselor and immediately find a shotgun
>fuckyeah.jpg
>wonder around for a minute before finding a propeller for the boat
>notice a couple of other players outside cabin
>one is a biker dude and the other is a niggress
>call them in to pick up my gun as I pick up propeller
>there's three of us now and boat has two seats
>whatever, whoever finds the gas gets to come with me
>after fixing up boat and avoiding Jason, I wait for them to get back with gas
>fuck it they're too slow
>go off to find gas
>notice in minimap two players running towards my boat
>notonmywatch.gif
>race them to my boat
>it's the two cunts I had looking for gas
>they have gas, but aren't sharing the boat with me
>I run up just as biker cunt finishes putting gas in boat
>knowing that they'll fight for driver seat, I quickly jump in passenger seat
>biker cunt gets in and stares at me
>expects me to give them my boat
"fuck you, let's get out of here."
>biker dude gets out of boat
>"you can drive."
>black cunt clearly ready to take my spot while he's ready to take his again
>inform them I'm not brain dead
>biker cunt takes a step back
"Jason's gonna kill us all or one of you is driving us away."
>biker runs off of dock and black cunt gets in driver seat
>mfw we are the remaining survivors and biker dude just shot the gun to attract Jason
>they're gonna get him to kill me
>Jason shows up and looks at the boat
>then looks at biker cunt
>tgfw Jason is a bro and kills biker cunt, forcing black cunt to save me
