https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_things_Chris_has_shoved_up_his_assChris has shoved many things up his ass for sexual pleasure (and in one instance, because he was being "blackmailed"). While anal stimulation is an activity not exclusive to homosexuals, in Chris's case it's particularly hypocritical, seeing as how this activity is generally associated with gay men and he undertook it while he happened to be an insanely homophobic virgin with rage. For quite a long time Chris repeatedly denied ever committing such heinous, homoerotic acts, but eventually all it took was a few trusted gal-pals for him to confidentially reveal the graphic TRUE and HONEST details of his anal experiences. Despite his repeated experimentation, he rarely admits to taking any pleasure in the acts.
One can only imagine what wonders this does for his already-terrible bathroom issues.
This list only covers what Chris has admitted shoving up his ass. Given that he was hesitant to admit this much, out of fear that he will be misinterpreted as a homo, we can only imagine what items he has experimented with that he's too ashamed to confess.
Things Chris has shoved up his ass
His fingers (unlike with the other things he shoved up there, Chris actually admitted that this "felt alright", and it appears to now be his preferred method of anal stimulation).
