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Good luck, Pajeet. Alabamian here. Indians always fit in well into Southern culture, and they've been adopted in many ways. You're close to on a level playing field already.
My advice.
1. Go get a Crimson Tide flag/banner, but don't ever discuss it. (It emphasizes that you like american football, but you're not needy enough to discuss it - which makes you seem desperate. Btw: You're favorite player is Cornelius Bennet because he was a sack machine)
2. Have some Country music playing lightly in the background. Again, don't go nuts - be subtle.
3. Have an American hairdoo and American hygiene. Indians smell a little bit to Americans because of their spicy diets. Put on some Brut, but not a lot. Watch the show Friends, and give yourself one of those haircuts.
4. You can do this. I'm a white, southern engineer from way back and I've seen Indians score with white women by adopting Southern culture *lightly*. Have a light touch
Good luck
