Plapjak Anthem by Whalehog
https://honkfm.com/2622/whalehog-plapjak-anthem/[Intro]
One big room full of fat bitches (Oh my god, it's that douche)
One big room full of fat bitches (Moo) (what was his name again?)
One big room full of fat bitches (Moo) (Idk... something like...)
One big room full of fat bitches (Moo) (Whalehog?)
[Chorus]
And we scrollin like
Tappin tappin, happn happn, tinder tinder, bumble
But bummy bitches on that crap are barely worth the trouble
Yappin yappin, happn happn, tinder tinder, bumble
Cuz chubby chickens on that shit outnumber by the double
[Verse 1]
Plappin plappin, happn happn, tinder tinder, bumble
Them apps are fulla planets man I hate to burst your bubble
Could spot 'em from the hubble, can follow 'em on OnlySimps
Call me Captain Ahab cause I'm mostly snaggin Moby Dicks
Yeah, you can suck it trick, but you could never get a ring
So go sniff up some truffles if ya tryna find expensive things
Slut, you ain't no Barbie, I'm taking you to Arby's
Number 5, super-size, hurry guys, she's starving
Hardly edible, appetite incredible
Seen her swallow several nuts but never touch a vegetable
Texted me at 2AM, sent a grip of naughty pics
Introduced me to her friends, now I got a pen of pigs
And yo I'm not boasting, this shit's embarrassing
Flows be hittin close up like a dose of post-nut clarity
Oh, I'm back stabbin hoes like they Ceasar
I'm smashin all these fatties at my leisure
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