>>23894148>reads bible>circumcision as a genocidal slave market>god is a giga troll>king david is a giga kike>joseph's 12 brothers (his dad is an arab) sell him into slavery because he yaps too much>Ezekiel is a chuddy>solomon is sad>saul gets into a petty civil war with david over his daughter and forskins>the jews keep getting shit on by every vaugely warlike tribe>muh temple! >job gets his family replaced like it's an insurance case>god is probably a rabbi in a box. New testament
>Mary is a whore,>damn they really hate joseph huh?>jesus is kinda based for a jew.>but really kinds just reads like sidartha desu. >transfiguration of christ >literal deus ex machina for comedic effect?>it WAS written by greeks desu. >20 more books of greeks either writing a really in depth larp or jews managing the jesus fallout. Idk anon I feel like I understood it pretty thoroughly.
Old testament summary
>problem: humanity is a bunch of degenerates, >conflict: jews are the most degenerate, especially when it comes to court>resolution: don't be jewish, don't even PLAY, with their merciless human-like god>addendum: there is some esoteric gnostic wisdom to judaism tho, walk carefully. New testament
>problem: Jesus is half roman>conflict: Jesus is 50% nicer than your average jew>resolution: laugh at the jews, also avoid their cults, >addendum: HOLY SHIT AVOID THEIR CULTS YOU RETARDS. 