>>19459071>>19460759As attention was brought to an irate Kanako making a ruckus in the courtroom, someone snuck in, riffling through the pockets of the guard before taking a stand.
>Yes it is I, the best thief in the business. Steeli Yastuffi.A member of the prosecution and or defense approached the stand "I don't know if that's a smart thing to say, Mrs...Yastoofi?"
>Yastuffi, and bite me."Very well, Mrs Yastuffi, other then being the self proclaimed 'thief' in the business, do you have any other credentials?"
>I have a degree in criminology from R.L. Lawschool, (that I stole)."Excuse me, would you care to repeat that last bit?"
>No."Err, very well then, do you swear to say the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
>Shit I guess (I got my fingers crossed)"Right... do you have any proof that Miss Aoki is, as Miss Jefa says 'the scum of the earth'?"
>I do, everyone is guilty of crimes, did you know that you're guilty of crimes right now?"What, that's. Please focus Mrs Yastoofi."
>Yastuffi. But I have proof that the defendant, Reina A is a criminal without a doubt.[A slide of images is seen via projector, showing Reina crossing the street, WITHOUT looking left again before crossing. Another one with Reina picking her nose and putting the booger under a table. Yet another one of Reina walking through a grass field, with an not too fantastically photoshopped sign that said 'forbidden to walk' on it.
[An audible gasp, or perhaps a sound effect, could be heard coming from the jury]
>Truly one of the most vile woman I've ever laid my eyes on, and it takes one to know one!Steeli pulls up one of the WWA chairs and presents it as evidence.
>See this, a standard issue WWA 'Steel chair?'Steeli shows it around before slamming it down onto the ground, causing it to bend.
>This totally real WWA chair is not made out of metal at all, plastic, cheap Nsburg made plastic that has been spray painted over to make it look like metal! 