>>15987058>I can teach you so many ways to cook an eggSure, and I am way too complacent and scared to try out anything other ways, indeed, but the thing is, what does it matter when scrambled ones are simply the best? Or hard-boiled yolks. Although I like scrambled more, I feel like. Anyway, yeah, it's redundant for me to try out any other way of cooking eggs, because they all just suck and make me wanna puke when I imagine eating them, like, what, I don't understand how somebody eats over easy eggs and doesn't want to kill themselves, or, I guess that's just a soulless person, has to be a deal with the devil for you to eat over easy eggs, that's just messed up. Omelettes? Just scrambled eggs with a worse texture. Right? Plus, from my experience, it doesn't tend to be as consistently good as scrambled ones are, like, you really can't mess scrambled eggs up, but I've had omelettes that really just sucked. The form it has, being one big mass of egg, might be an appeal to some people, but I really don't see the advantage of that, because since you should be eating eggs sandwiched anyway, it just doesn't matter. In fact, I've found it harder to grab a chunk and eat it with omelettes, which is kind of hard to describe if you don't know how our bread is, but when we can't sandwich them, we just grab the eggs with bread. So, in that case, an omelette just only made it harder on me, because every time I wanted to grab a piece, I needed to sever it from the rest of the egg mass. Which is just a bit of a bother. It does feel kind of satisfying to do, I will admit, but I don't think it makes the overall experience better, it's just annoying after having to do it too many times. With scrambled eggs, it's insanely convenient, the simple motion of grabbing it with the bread and then having a bite. Now, that whole point doesn't even matter if you're having it in the ideal way, which is just sandwiched inside the bread, but I think it's important still. Character limit.
