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Any one else get hit with the gene goblin?
I was at a funeral today and I noticed every single extended family member had the following:
>Atleast 6 feet tall (majority of them were 6'3)
>all light skin
>all thick as fuck hair
>Strong facial genes
>intelligent (some of my cousins have executive level careers for international companies)
>athletic af
I'm only 5'7, balding, chubby, and have no facial features other then a nice nose (that's what I get complimented on the most lol)
Why did the goblin need to steal my genetics :'(