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You know, if it weren't for certain undesirable behaviors of yours we could actually be good friends.
To indulge your perversions for a moment I'm a bisexual gun twink who doesn't shave their pits. I keep a beard and generally look like a normal dude albeit only about 130lbs at 6ft. 145lbs if I've got clothes on but about 10% of my overall weight is in my boots so I'm very...petite we'll say. My last bf Igor was a fit 7/10 Russian and he was straight until he got with me. He's a doctor with a wife now. Many men are curious because I'm small and it leads to their downfall.
I too own a myriad of guns but for different reasons. I collect gear and uniforms from cammies to rigs and everything in between. My pride is a set of 4 metal air sealable containers used to transport howitzer ammunition to be dropped on Charlie. 3 of them are buried in the Nevada desert along with gold, silver, medical supplies and emergency rations. The fourth is in my bedroom and serves as a foot locker. I also collect vintage or old computers so I can retrofit them with new parts. I especially like big machines.
I too enjoy the smell of sweat but I also like the smell of gasoline and Hoppes #9.
In my free time I 3d print gun parts, play milsim games, build out my home network and on the weekends I fight with a medieval combat society.
My most valuable possession actually has no value. My father handed down to me a model 90 Winchester rifle along with an Excam TA-90 pistol with the plum finish. Next in line would be the cover and USMC hats my grandfather wore in Korea and every day after he left service respectively.
Again we could be friends really good friends but you're a sex pest. Maybe do something about that so we can hangout? Maybe reel it in a little?
