>>8015532>you had sex with me once, therefore I own you for life.If I had to sum women up in one sentence, this would be it.
And people wonder why there's a gender pay gap. I mean, fuck, I wouldn't work either if everyone I slept with was just expected to "help me out" whenever I needed money. No wonder women do arts degrees - why work your ass of in STEM when you can just cruise through English lit, work as a temp for a few years, then marry some idiot who did CS or engineering?
Actually, the best way I can describe women is this:
> Cats are fucking evil. Their entire raison d'etre is torturing and killing anything smaller than them that crosses their path. But they've got big round eyes and big, fluffy fur, so we pet them and snuggle with them and give them names like 'Mr. Tickles', while every night they're going out murdering and torturing small animals like a fucking serial killer. And then when you die, they'll fucking eat you too. > If cats looked like frogs, we'd realise in a second what evil little bastards they are. But because they're cute and fluffy, most people just can't see it. It's like mind-control - they spend a few minutes batting a ball of yarn around, and we'll clean up the corpses left on the doormat with barely more than a disapproving mutter. They don't even do anything useful for us, they just sit there napping and preening themselves all day. But we'll let them get away with /anything/.> Women are cats. They operate just like fucking cats, hijacking the part of our brains that responds to cuteness because we evolved to care for our children. And no one can see it. 