>>21207413I didn't realise the "corporate speak" meme is actually real until looking at this job website, they really speak like this...
I would go up to the scruffy port unloader guy and say i'm excited about investing in people and making a difference so i love exciting opportunities such as picking up crates for $2 an hour as part of a dynamic diverse team because im an individual with a passion for doing a great job and providing excellent customer service and playing an important role in the day-to-day operations of the business
