>>11199462An interesting spin on your pic:
HIPSTER HITS OUT AT FACE MASKS AFTER CHOKING ON OWN BEARD
"...And there are signs that the movement is gaining momentum. Fellow chin topiary enthusiast Harvey Bennett, who runs ‘The Organic Cereal Emporium’ in Dalston also backed the campaign.
▪‘Mycroft is absolutely right. Like the dust at the bottom of a box of coco pops, face masks are both mildly dangerous and aesthetically displeasing. My customers wouldn’t want to see me accidentally gagging on my own mouth merkin. It would put them right off their Cheerios. Sorry, I mean rustic Nepalese spelt flour hoops. Oh god, you won’t print that will you?’
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2020/08/05/hipster-hits-out-at-face-mask-rules-after-choking-on-own-beard/ 