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None could stand before the virus but Saint Fauci. Immunity spread before him like the first wave, striking fear into the anti-vaxxers, driving them to deeper and darker Facebook groups. But from the depths of India rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Delta Variant, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the bible belt and faced Saint Fauci, and a mighty battle was fought on the Republican plains. The Delta Variant fought with the fury of the countless that had been boosted at Saint Fauci's hand, but there fell the Delta Variant, and in his defeat the anti-vaxx horde were routed.
And in his terrible rancor between administrations and through waves, the Quarantined Masker found the fact-checkers who shall not be named, but in his selflessness was loyal to his venerable cause. The fact-checkers adorned Saint Fauci in a mighty disclaimer, wrought in the forges of Science, impenetrable and unyielding. With vaccine and mask of adamantine strength, Saint Fauci set to banishing all that were left unvaxxed by his glory to the void.
Yet as the mighty Delta Variant fell and dread engulfed the variants of Covid, the anti-vaxx chuds of the QAnon Disinfo Campaigns laid a trap to capture this champion of Science. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Delta Variant, the Quarantined Masker sought prey in the waves of the Omicron Variant. And blinded by his fervor, the variant drew him in. The chuds brought down the Omicron Variant upon Saint Fauci, and in his defeat entombed him in a fourth lockdown. The bandaid of the Fourth Booster was burned upon his personal bubble, a warning to all of the bible belt that the health hero within must never be unmasked. There he self-isolates still, and ever more, in silent quarantine.
