>>15098949OP I called my dad who actually worked for the NRC a while ago to get his take. He's not a doctor, but he said your outlook isn't good. First, you are INCREDIBLY STUPID LMFAO, he is shocked by the depths of your retardation. But also, those alpha particles that your sack absorbed will continue to decay into gamma rays. Thats probably the tingling that you felt in your balls, alpha particles breaking down. The fact that you cant feel them anymore is pretty bad. Radiation also particularly affects the parts of the body that see rapid cell division the most, things like idk, (THE TESTICLES)! He told me about a similar story where a guy found one of those particles and put it in his back pocket for a few hours. Over a few months, his entire ass cheek began disintegrating and there was no saving it.
You prob won't die, but theres a pretty high chance that your balls are gone.
