>>38580>>38018I'm actually a burger lol, just here on vacation. Pretty jealous of how many languages everyone speaks, but I could never live here it's just too different. I feel pretty out of place as an American, and my parents' goofy act is really awkward in front of these stone-faced yuropoors.
Also, why the fuck did everyone here fall for the tobacco jew? I'll be waiting in line for a museum and some stupid cuck will pull out a cig behind me.