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Did I ever tell you guys I matched with Allison Scagliotti on Tinder?
Pre-COVID, probably 2017
She's from Monterey, California
She was going through her atheist rocker phase at the time, kind of freaked me out
Never went on a date and wasn't too bummed out because of the atheism thing
That was my fucking ticket into Hollywood circles
Alas the quest continues
My bae Ari is waiting at the end of that yellow brick road