All the finer things in life can be yours. Just *say* you’re Jewish.
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No you don’t have to convert, you don’t have too chop the head of your penis off. No need to even learn anything about Judaism other than what you know from browsing /pol/. It’s easy and doors will open. Just *say* you’re Jewish. Soon you’ll have a dusky big jubblies Khazar milkers GF, massive wealth, and bank loans at 0% interest.