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I named slowjack. I remember thinking it was clever and posting it in a response to the "hurr Durr" spam on here way back when it was new. Then everyone started using it. I just checked the archive and sure enough it was the first use of the word "slowjack" on 4chan.
I once tripped walking backwards on an 8ft tall car trailer doing a complete back flip and landing on my feet like nothing happened
I road my bicycle across America by myself and lived in the woods for 6 months
I am fat due to poor genetics and am asexual
