Lastly we come to the lesser know area of my little operation here. The garage and graveyard. Inside our garage we have hundreds of thousands of """"""decommissioned""""""" tanks, planes, jets, helicopters, artillery and even ships (if that's your thing) all of which are for sale. Now for those of you wanting to buy a tank and drive it to your bosses house to blow a hole in his wall know that I can only legally sell you the armaments for said equipment but you'll have to go to our genetically modified cat human hybrid (neko) Nan if you want to purchase the vehicle itself. We do offer an in house installation free of charge for all of our vehicles sold.
The yard is 500 acres of pure military graveyard full of everything you could possibly imagine. Most of it has been sitting for a long time so I don't even know what all is out there. Anything picked out of the yard is sold AS IS NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS.
That concludes our tour. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. You can leave your earplugs in any of the waste bins or feed them to one of the many Vietnamese children in the basement.
Now. What are we looking at today?
>>6289644Hmmmmm. I might be able to modify one of Howitzers to fire specially sculpted rocks. It would be quite pricey though. The upside is the Howitzer has a muzzle velocity of 827m/s so it's going just about as fast as it can without having expensive single stage rockets.
>>6289647Did you not read the sign? Of course. Why the hell would I background check anyone? This is America god damn it where even kids and felons can buy weapons. Get the hell out of my shop ATF you're not welcome here.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
