A LARGE OPERATION IS GOING TO TAKE PLACE SOON. COME HOME (BESIDES COLD WAR PEOPLE) WE WILL NEED ALL THE MAN POWER POSSIBLE. PLAN WILL BE EXPLAINED WHEN ALL OF YOU HAVE RETURNED!
>>409494I have something better in mind; you will be a part of the next large operation. I'm glad you showed up at the right time. Here are your gadgets.
1. Teddy bear stuffed with explosives
2. Immobilizing handgun
3. Bonzi buddy on a USB flashdrive
4. Comb that doubles as a knife
5. Lip balm but hidden inside is an powerful EMP
>>409614Granted, thanks for the intel. Come back for operation details.
>>409623Wait for orders in next post.