>>17130106I had a crazy bitch punch me in the balls out of the blue.
>be desperate at the resort that year>just not hooking up for whatever reason>damn I always got laid here>finally meet a hot red head>yes I know red heads are extra crazy>we hang out a bit>walking late at night thinking maybe I'll get some>out of the blue she says lets fight>punches me in the ball starts throwing weak haymakers>grab her arm spin her pin her on the ground in five seconds>what is your fucking problem woman>Not fair! Not fair! Not a fair fight!>bitch later accused me of stealing her room keys so she would have to spend the night with me>oh fuck no I didnt! I'll help you look bitch!>find her keys in her coat pocket>bye>bye>byeBro tells me she is at the bar next night and only some fat guy will talk to her. I spread the word about her being a loon.
Ended up fucking a totally hot bitch later that season. She was crazy too but I got away scott free. Total hit it and quit it. Resort jobs are great for the hit it and quit it.
