Quoted By:
Average day in NY
>Be me
>Average New Yorker
>Wake up
>See text from wife saying she had fun with her gay bestie Jerome at their sleepover
>Wow, I love POC LGBTQA+
>Tell her to apologize to him for her whiteness
>Get dressed in my skinny jeans and button up
>Walk to work
>Get mugged by a gang of urban youth
>Tell them I listen to Kendrick Lamar
>They take my wallet anyway
>Work my wagie job and scroll reddit the entire day
>Get off, hit up the local bodega
>Have no money
>Let the fat, ethnically ambiguous owner sodomize me behind the counter as payment for the schwarma
>Ride the subway to my street
>Listen to two obese black women screaming at each other the whole ride
>Get to my single room apartment
>Landlord left a note
>$5000 in rent due next week
>Go inside and catch wife and Jerome banging on my bed,
>Whatever, It's just reparations
>Hop on Reddit while I wait for them to finish
>See a man complaining about shitty overpriced bodega food
>"You just don't understand the New York culture"
