>>18601635If the world was a just one, a rational one, eagle friendship would be an instant pantydropper.
>Oh my, is that... an eagle, Chad?>Yes. He is my sworn companion.>I see. Please impregnate me as soon, and as thoroughly as possible.>Very well. You shall bear children blessed by the strength of the eagle.That's how these conversations should go. But they never do, because the world is gay and full of faggotry