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> Be me
> fat fuck
> virgin
> few years ago
> on vacation with buddies In Germany
> I accidentally grabbed my mother's (who was headed elsewhere) suitcase before leaving
> too late now
> entire group is kinda strapped for cash but we should be able to make it through
> about to brush my teeth
> no toothbrush in the suitcase
> fuck
> go to the desk and ask if I can buy one
> I don't speak german
> older fat lady behind desk doesn't know what 'toothbrush' is
> fuck x2
> try and gesture that I want a toothbrush by moving my hand back and fourth in front of my mouth as if I'm holding something
> she smirks weirdly and nods in understanding
> "ohhhh, you call zat... toozbrush?"
> I nod
> she moves from behind the desk up to me
> we just kinda stand there face to face, fat rubbing together
> she grabs my hand and puts it on her breast
> ???
> coom instantly
> run back to my room awkward as fuck
> try and clean off the cum stains on my only pair of underwear for the trip
> doesn't work
> consider using some of the underwear in the suitcase
> doesn't fit
> next morning
> buddies ask why the fuck we have a €150 bill for a toothbrush
> say nothing and try to come up with excuses
> lady behind the desk gives me weird looks as we leave
I might have walked around Germany with cum stains in my underwear, but at least I wasn't loser virgin anymore.
