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On Bill's attempt to attract girls as a teen
>"That summer, Bill and Dwight, now fifteen, got grill jobs at Wendy's. When management gave Bill his uniform, he printed his home number [...] on his name tag where it should have said HICKS. A courtesy to attractive customers, he told Dwight."__________
On Bill and friends spying on girls
>"One of [Bill and his friends'] favorite activities before band practice was to pile into Kevin's Winnebago RV and drive around to the homes of various girls they had crushes on. They would sit there, hoping for some activity, before someone noticed the presence of a massive camper idling at their curb. Once in a while, they scored big, such as the night the beautiful Tammy Blue practiced her Spartonaire drill team routine in her parents' living room. [...] Their cruising episodes become known as the 'Nipple Tours'.__________
On the 'Nipple Tours'
>"For a while we did our Nipple Tours in my family's thirty-foot-long motorhome. [...] There was another girl, Tracy Scovell. She was really hot but she had some scars on her face from where she had been bitten by a dog when she was young. The mark was not only a social hindrance but earner her the nickname of Tracy Scar-Veil. Bill had a crush on her. [...] One day we set up our amplifiers and a PA in the motorhome, then pointing everything out the window. When we pulled up in front of Tracy's house Bill took the microphone. "Tracy Scovell, this concert is for you." Then he let it rip. [...] Surprisingly the cops didn't show up and tell us to stop disturbing the peace."__________
