>>6463126That's why I didn't go earlier this year.
To make a cup of tea they come out of their sheds run from the wolves surrounding it until they find mushrooms growing on trees then they scrape them off quickly before the wolves eat their legs and craw back to the shed for a lovely cup of muchroom tea. Mmmmm... shitty tea.
My friends ended up in Lapland - I could have gone for free too just didn't want too, average net worth of 3 (of the 4) who went 40 mil. Average net worth of me a grand. Still not going to some snowed under sheds in a lost forest for a fuggin holiday wearing stupid woolly hats.
>but they have dog sledges and snow bikes Yeah and Mikanos/Cyprus/Rhodes has jet skies and bikinis - AND SUNSHINE I went there instead.