>>2412452>Pick up the keys and wear the small hatThis, o fine fellow, is your COMBAT HAT. Or more specifically, your MIRRORED COMBAT HAT. Although it may look identical to your REGULAR HAT, it's an armament of death. You only equip this fatal weapon in the most treacherous of situations. It's for the best that you pass on wearing the machine of death for now.
You store the ASYMMETRICAL KEY in your inventory. Your constitution isn't great enough to bear the weight of the SYMMETRICAL KEY.