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>be celts, worshipping rocks
>romans invade
>they build infrastructure
>Rome is attacked, romans fuck off back to Italy
>Briton tribes fight each other with sticks for a while
>Anglo-Saxon edgelords invade
>celts are pushed to wales
>edgelord beliefs cause Dark Ages
>Christianity takes hold
>Stinky Danes invade and pillage the north
>Arthur the great unites England and wages war on the Danes
>William the conqueror invades from France and defeats them both, takes over
>britbongs get salty, hundred years war happens
>fight amongst themselves for a long time
>commonwealth of England is formed
>friends with Scotland
>great Britain formed
