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>start working night shift
>wife is always asleep when I get home
>start doing stupid shit to mess with
>hide a bullfrog in her shoe and her screams wake me up
>cum on her face while she is asleep and she wakes up rubbing it in her eyes giving her pink eye
>fart in her mouth while she sleeps so she breathes in my shit molecules and she woke up puking
>rub icy hot on the crotch of her usual morning pants and am awakened to her screaming in pain
>she stays awake until I go to bed now
