>>174850751.) It's still too early to take vows
2.) Our monks can marry and have kids cuz they don't need to observe precepts
3.) Wouldn't an ordained monk posting on 4chan be epic?
There's like that Theravadin (Hinayana) monk who posts with a tripcode on /x/ but damn if he's normiepilled, he keeps spouting life hacks straight from buzzfeed every time i ask a question in his server.