ITT times you were more responsible than someone else
Anonymous ID:h/fTinYM No.11188284 View ViewReport Quoted By:
>Be me
>Move into new apartment complex
>Decide to introduce myself to the neighbor
>Absolute fucking MILF
>Good 9/10
>She has an autistic son
>He isn't too severely autistic, though
>Fully capable of socializing but the random tics and obsessions definitely gives it off
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>Deeply fascinated in dinosaurs
>Can't blame him dinosaurs are fucking badass
>Introduce myself to the Milf, and the kid
>FF week or two later
>Everything is set up
>Decide to talk to Milf, see if I can score some poontang
>Dinosaur Autismo answers
>Turns out his mom went out to get drinks
>Simply told him "There's food in the fridge."
>He asks "Do you have Steam?"
>Give him my Steam username
>He wants to play ARK: Survival Evolved
>Shitty-ass game, but whatever, the kid shouldn't be completely alone
>Milf returns home
>5 minutes later
>Hear faint moaning from the kid's mic
>He apologizes for it
>Decide to investigate
>Open the door
>See Milf washing off a giant loch-ness monster with a wash clothe
>The moaning was from pain, somehow
>The loch-ness monster sees me and says he needs "Tree fiddy"
